Quote #26841
A man said to the universe ‘Sir, I exist’ ‘However,’ replied the universe. ‘The...
Quote #24068
One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.
Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #6875
Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding....
Quote #26712
All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
Quote #27974
A man can be saved and not believe in the Doctrines of Grace…but he...
Quote #1109
It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that...
Quote #28278
If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
Quote #22524
The 1976 Bicentennial is not going to be invented in Washington, printed in triplicate...
Quote #2166
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...