Quote #19224
Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green
Quote #12709
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #18910
Nurture your mind with great thoughts.
Quote #30054
The worst-tempered people I’ve ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
Quote #2298
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have...
Quote #17944
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes chance, nature, compulsion,...
Quote #6667
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
Quote #33751
I hate music, especially when it’s played.
Quote #28875
In nature there are neither rewards not punishments–there are consequences.
Quote #27453
I can’t keep from fooling around with our irrefutable certainties. It is, for example,...