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That which is not just is not law.
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You can do what you think you can do and you cannot do what...
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Conceit is God’s gift to little men.
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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
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There are still some people who think that we have Stalin to thank for...
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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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Let’s be honest Isn’t a lot of what we call tap dancing really just...
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The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery...
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Above all, we must abolish hope in the heart of man. A calm despair,...