Quote #30168
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Quote #24248
We still do not know one thousandth of one percent of what nature has...
Quote #29587
God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach...
Quote #10344
Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
Quote #14223
… put out my hand, and touched the face of God.
Quote #263
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Quote #18218
They never fail who die in a great cause.
Quote #29595
Thou art gone from my gaze like a beautiful dream, And I seek thee...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #25521
I wasn’t put on this Earth to make you feel like a man.