Quote #20685
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #34033
That’s the whole thing with the hog. It’s you and 80 wild horses under...
Quote #6230
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope,...
Quote #16574
Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do...
Quote #5411
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently...
Quote #31146
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
Quote #25458
Ours is the century of enforced travel of disappearances. The century of people helplessly...
Quote #27355
In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes...
Quote #28437
Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows but without that noise.
Quote #27764
If wrinkles must be written upon your brows, let them not be written upon...