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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds...
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
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The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.
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The foundation of every state is the education of its youth.
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The future is no place to place your better days.
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The truth that survives is simply the lie that is pleasantest to believe.
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There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has...
Quote #33117
Whatever you fear most has no power – it is your fear that has...