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The greatest thing in this world is not so much where we are, but...
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #411
Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off...
Quote #32280
Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.
Quote #18953
The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end.
Quote #11430
Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way.
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Where you end up isn’t the most important thing. It’s the road you take...
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Most of our censure of others is only oblique praise of self, uttered to...
Quote #14432
Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain,...