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Quotation, n The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to get leisure.
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I live in the crowds of jollity, not so much to enjoy company as...
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The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.
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They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they...
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of...
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Of those who say nothing, few are silent.
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You never know what’s hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked...
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We learn the inner secret of happiness when we learn to direct our inner...