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Each new day is a blank page in the diary of your life. The...
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When will the public cease to insult the teacher’s calling with empty flattery When...
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I’d rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are because a could-be...
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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He is rich enough that wants nothing.
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Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so jointed that they cannot be separated often...
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The state is nothing but an instrument of opression of one class by another–no...
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until...
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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...