Quote #2186
I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you...
Quote #25886
The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to...
Quote #666
Education… has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what...
Quote #12653
Every man has inside himself a parasitic being who is acting not at all...
Quote #21479
The most violent element in society is ignorance.
Quote #17291
Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud.
Quote #6667
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
Quote #7104
There is one piece of advice, in a life of study, which I think...
Quote #6245
Never marry but for love; but see that thou lovest what is lovely.
Quote #6100
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.