Quote #2071
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
Quote #13445
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not...
Quote #20030
If you never budge, don’t expect a push.
Quote #19292
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself...
Quote #23918
When something can be read without effort, great effort has gone into its writing.
Quote #28339
I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people,...
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Quote #9797
Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren...
Quote #2502
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human...
Quote #22694
I promise to keep on living as though I expected to live forever. Nobody...