Quote #6055
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Quote #15370
Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...
Quote #12182
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
Quote #31360
When you solve a problem, you ought to thank God and go on to...
Quote #20123
One must really have suffered oneself to help others.
Quote #12727
Fortune is a giver and a taker.
Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
Quote #1330
A smiling face is half the meal.
Quote #13023
I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.
Quote #12192
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.