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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...
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Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
Quote #26423
Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes...
Quote #24044
Take a second look… It costs you nothing.
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Without an acquaintance with the rules of propriety, it is impossible for the character...
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The true purpose of education is to cherish and unfold the seed of immortality...
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There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken...
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Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication.
Quote #33435
If you can’t do what you want, do what you can.
Quote #33467
Nature is just enough but men and women must comprehend and accept her suggestions.