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You can’t have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the...
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our...
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He that would live in peace and at ease, must not speak all he...
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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The ability to ask the right question is more than half the battle of...
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A politician is an arse upon which everybody has sat except a man
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If a sufficient number of people who wanted to stop war really did gather...
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You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
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A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.