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Children are a poor man’s wealth.
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To be an adult is to be alone.
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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started...
Quote #16540
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
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Don’t waste yourself in rejection, nor bark against the bad, but chant the beauty...
Quote #2717
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious...
Quote #10194
Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief...
Quote #8410
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up...
Quote #4623
The advice of friends must be received with a judicious reserve; we must not...