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It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.
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Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.
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Three things are necessary for the salvation of man: to know what he ought...
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The first condition of immortality is death.
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Every failure is a step to success…
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Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.