Quote #18490
Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died...
Quote #21809
America’s abundance was not created by public sacrifices to the common good, but by...
Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #30305
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors...
Quote #28160
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #25750
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
Quote #13058
If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself.
Quote #34853
We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.
Quote #24463
As they use to say, spick and span new.
Quote #6995
Have regard for your name, since it will remain for you longer than a...