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The purpose of life is the expansion of happiness.
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If you are not a liberal at twenty, you have no heart. If you...
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I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
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It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can...
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I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
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It is not strange … to mistake change for progress.
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Time is Too slow for those who wait, Too swift for those who fear,...
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The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no...
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Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
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The service you do for others is the rent you pay for the time...