Quote #4961
The rest is silence.
Quote #28525
I must say the biggest lesson you can learn in life, or teach your...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #21128
I don’t think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get...
Quote #5873
A friend should be one in whose understanding and virtue we can equally confide,...
Quote #26773
A man’s as old as he’s feeling, A woman as old as she looks.
Quote #13920
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty...
Quote #14630
I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as...
Quote #33288
Don’t wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good...
Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.