Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
Quote #4794
It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely...
Quote #12633
You go to war with the Army you have. They?re not the Army you...
Quote #22795
Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.
Quote #30155
There are still some honest people left in the world, but they never seem...
Quote #24931
Be not as one that hath ten thousand years to live death is nigh...
Quote #31463
Time–our youth–it never really goes, does it It is all held in our minds.
Quote #28266
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Quote #12000
On the fields of friendly strife are sown the seeds that on other days...
Quote #3023
I am not sincere, not even when I say I am not.