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If a rhinoceros were to enter this resteraunt now, there is no denying he...
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Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
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If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the...
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Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
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When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but...
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I can think of no better way of redeeming this tragic world today than...
Quote #19849
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Quote #3998
We can always take but never give.
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Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in...
Quote #11730
How good bad music and bad reasons sound when one marches against an enemy!