Quote #4955
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Quote #28257
If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
Quote #10719
The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader...
Quote #18349
To you I’m an atheist to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
Quote #7968
Better shun the bait, than struggle in the snare.
Quote #18842
The reality of the other person lies not in what he reveals to you...
Quote #28285
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #31884
In America, anybody can be president. That’s one of the risks you take.
Quote #21892
The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
Quote #2175
Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.