Quote #14406
The only use of a knowledge of the past is to equip us for...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #17783
A verb has a hard enough time of it in this world when it...
Quote #529
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
Quote #18702
What the heart has once owned and had, it shall never lose.
Quote #28172
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I...
Quote #14556
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Quote #27868
One who sees inaction in action, and action in inaction, is intelligent among men.
Quote #8940
We read frequently if unknowingly, in quest of a mind more original than our...
Quote #23649
Time discovers truth.