Quote #32370
Many a man thinks he has an open mind, when it’s merely vacant.
Quote #8679
If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused...
Quote #3420
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Quote #5555
The government (is) extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics. These are raised...
Quote #23116
If you are idle, be not solitary if you are solitary be not idle.
Quote #32935
He who consistently plans each day will journey successfully through all of life’s years.
Quote #15818
The man who is fond of books is usually a man of lofty thought,...
Quote #6229
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #21319
From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has...
Quote #33215
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer