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Can anybody remember when the times were not hard and money not scarce
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I kep six honest serving-men (They taught me all I knew) Their names are...
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
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Some people are that – more than a parent, more than a role model,...
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In every generation there has to be some fool who will speak the truth...
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He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.
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You have to choose where you look, and in making that choice you eliminate...
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Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
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Where you find the laws most numerous, there you will find also the greatest...