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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
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The sign of an intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the...
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This American system of ours . . . call it Americanism, call it capitalism,...
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be...
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Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
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Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.
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The man who has strong opinions and always says what he thinks is courageous...
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Maurice Oh yeah, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. Then...