Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28346 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Marya Mannes Quote #7093 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The sign of an intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the...
Al Capone Quote #26282 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 This American system of ours . . . call it Americanism, call it capitalism,...
Colette, Chance Acquaintances, 1952 Quote #1549 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Sacha Guitry Quote #28049 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be...
Stanislaw J. Lec, "Unkempt Thoughts" Quote #7902 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
Clarence Darrow Quote #21726 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second...
Peter Ustinov Quote #10445 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.
Author Unknown Quote #15058 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The man who has strong opinions and always says what he thinks is courageous...
Coming to America Quote #20321 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Maurice Oh yeah, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. Then...