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Little Girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men.
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Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.
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You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it...
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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
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He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the...
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First there is a time when we believe everything, then for a little while...
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Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.