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Nobody ever died of laughter.
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The country needs and, unless I mistake its temper, the country demands bold, persistent...
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When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy the only decent...
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
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The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef...
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This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as...
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There are two types of people–those who come into a room and say, “Well,...
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I want to do something different, really different, and if it alienates people that?s...
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Litigation A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the...