Quote #1524
There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm.
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #11782
Any fool can tell the truth; it takes talent to lie well.
Quote #19545
By the time you get to your ball, if you don’t know what to...
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The three things most difficult are to keep a secret, to forget an injury,...
Quote #15391
Till a man can judge whether they be truths or not, his understanding is...
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Knowledge is not a series of self-consistent theories that converges toward an ideal view;...
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I’m not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
Quote #4403
False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with...