Quote #11635
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base...
Quote #4873
Thou art the Mars of malcontents.
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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must...
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I love you the more that I believe you have liked me for my...
Quote #25600
As a man thinketh, so is he
Quote #7197
One voice can enter ten ears, but ten voices cannot enter one ear.
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #30825
There is no shame in not knowing the shame lies in not finding out.