Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28211 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
Peter Steiner Quote #34693 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
Spiro T. Agnew Quote #24434 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Confronted with the choice, the American people would choose the policeman’s truncheon over the...
Henry Miller Quote #270 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Nikola Tesla Quote #32055 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The present is theirs the future, for which I really worked, is mine.
Mark Twain Quote #17755 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We are chameleons, and our partialities and prejudices change place with an easy and...
Elayne Boosler Quote #25822 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Only a weak mind seeks ultimate answers.
Walter S. Robertson Quote #31185 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The only way to get rid of responsibilities is to discharge them.
Homer, The Iliad Quote #4138 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler,...
George Bernard Shaw Quote #3189 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Make money and the whole nation will conspire to call you a gentleman.