Quote #490
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women...
Quote #11553
“I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes...
Quote #13764
The greatest happiness of life it the conviction that we are loved — loved...
Quote #989
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
Quote #27046
You start out giving your hat, then you give your coat, then your shirt,...
Quote #8905
For today and its blessings, I owe the world an attitude of gratitude.
Quote #2382
Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something...
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #20691
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...
Quote #20695
Argument is the worst sort of conversation.