Quote #6814
Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane...
Quote #8489
The only thing sadder than a battle won is a battle lost.
Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
Quote #464
Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #23580
All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.
Quote #23327
Tonight we are launching an effort which holds the promise of changing the course...
Quote #8766
Nowhere can a man find a quieter or more untroubled retreat than in his...
Quote #25373
The limitations are limitless.
Quote #28337
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #15369
That laugther costs too much which is purchased by the sacrifice of decency.