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If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as...
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
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If I were to start taking care of my grooming, I would no longer...
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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I was going to buy a copy of “The Power of Positive Thinking”, and...
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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets...
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The man whom no one pleases is much more unhappy than the man who...
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To enjoy the things we ought and to hate the things we ought has...
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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
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A love of tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations...