Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of...
Quote #33253
The purpose of life is the expansion of happiness.
Quote #8945
It is the loving, not the loved, woman who feels loveable.
Quote #2520
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Quote #8715
He waited for the mask to drop off, but at the same time he...
Quote #4912
And many strokes, though with a little axe, Hew down and fell the hardest-timbered...
Quote #23872
Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather’s house we go The horse...
Quote #1247
In his errors a man is true to type. Observe the errors and you...
Quote #13176
The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a...