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A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just...
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The elective system … offered a bewildering freedom of choice, leaving some graduates with...
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than...
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If you tell a lie — tell a big one.
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“How long does getting thin take?” Pooh asked anxiously.
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To some lawyers all facts are created equal.
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I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe...
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Funny is an attitude.
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The vanity of teaching doth oft tempt a man to forget that he is...