Quote #9693
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one...
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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
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If you ever feel like you’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just...
Quote #7038
Virtue is indeed its own reward.
Quote #26972
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
Quote #21359
A man’s worst difficulties begin when he is able to do as he likes.
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Nothing feebler than a man does the earth raise up, of all the things...
Quote #15749
We think very little of time present; we anticipate the future, as being too...
Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #7819
First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I...