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If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
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Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
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When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
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Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost...
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Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it...
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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When your are playing for the national championship, it’s not a matter of life...
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Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls...
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Spouses often point out each other’s deficiencies. Instead, we should be each other’s motivator....