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Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
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The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...
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If I knew what I was so anxious about, I wouldn’t be so anxious.
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There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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I am not young enough to know everything.
Quote #19936
Quotation, n The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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The first time I read an excellent work, it is to me just as...
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It’s a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you...
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning anf a...
Quote #15598
Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.