Quote #28933
It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most...
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Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become,...
Quote #17902
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #31748
A man is happy so long as he chooses to be happy and nothing...
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If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that...
Quote #14198
The essence of knowledge is, having it, to apply it; not having it, to...
Quote #8577
Never be bored, and you will never be boring.
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Beware of the man who won’t be bothered with details.
Quote #16822
Tell them dear, that if eyes were made for seeing,Then beauty is its own...