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“There are certainly moments,” said Chad, “when you seem to me too good to...
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Meetings are indispensable when you don’t want to do anything.
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Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.
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Maturity comes not with age but with the acceptance of responsibility. You are only...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by...
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Few men are willing to brave the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of...
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If there is any period one would desire to be born in, is it...
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...