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Half of what I say is meaningless but I say it so that the...
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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
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My candle burns at both endsIt will not last the night;But ah, my foes,...
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The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to...
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Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so...
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Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs...
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Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking.
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Life goes through changes so fast, you think your life is great, than one...
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To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one’s responsibility...