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My spelling is Wobbly. It’s good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get...
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Never spend your money before you have it.
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It is an odd thing, but everyone who disappears is said to be seen...
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The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of...
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Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig.
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My wife is a light eater … as soon as it’s light, she starts...
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Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa...
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It will be hard to discover a better than that which...
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Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but unlike charity, it should end there.
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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else...