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The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
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A little pot boils easily.
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By the time a man notices that he is no longer young, his youth...
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It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of...
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There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
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If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am...
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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex … it takes a...
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...