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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Gravity. It keeps you rooted to the ground. In space, there’s not any gravity....
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Wise men have more to learn of fools than fools of wise men.
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The ultimate goal of the educational system is to shift to the individual the...
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Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
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Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming...
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Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
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There is no one, says another, whom fortune does not visit once in his...
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We have found a strange footprint on the shores of the unknown. We have...