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You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your...
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t...
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Sometimes the laughter in mothering is the recognition of the ironies and absurdities. Sometime,...
Quote #2293
Holidays are an expensive trial of strength. The only satisfaction comes from survival.
Quote #7343
As thou hast sown, so shalt thou reap.
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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
Quote #7805
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #23682
If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him,...