Quote #33852
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Quote #15256
Humor – the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.
Quote #15983
Never value the valueless. The trick is to know how to recognize it.
Quote #25034
We must stop talking about the American dream and start listening to the dreams...
Quote #17796
A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may...
Quote #28976
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede...
Quote #28159
If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
Quote #1942
It strkes me as singularly inappropriate for a school to use its students for...
Quote #9175
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
Quote #15041
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...