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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
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You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
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There are a lot of men who are healthier at age fifty then they...
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You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your...
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To have a choice at all is to be free – even when the...
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Silence is a text easy to misread.
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You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
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Some of the waiters discuss the menu with you as if they were sharing...
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Quote #11429
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.