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In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...
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Cervantes smiled Spain’s chivalry away A single laugh demolished the right arm Of his...
Quote #6897
There is always a well-known solution to every human problem–neat, plausible, and wrong.
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Great wisdom is generous petty wisdom is contentious. Great speech is impassioned, small speech...
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A woman should never be trusted with money.
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No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.
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Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other organizations habitually engage...
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
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Lefty Wise guy dont carry wallets, they carry their money in a roll….beaner on...