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I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the...
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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put...
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Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
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LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
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I am going to concentrate on what’s important in life. I’m going to strive...
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The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its...
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It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and...
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In all things there are three choices: Yes, No & no choice, except in...
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Fix it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.
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There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought...